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hangphan
05-30-2010, 07:57 PM
Nếu bạn đã / đag / hoặc sẽ ngã vào cái hố tình yêu :D, thì đây là đất dành cho bạn :D =))

God will Love you no matter what Find real Love today!


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There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.


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An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have,the older she gets, the more interested he iz in her.



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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.


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Love is the gross exaggeration of the difference between one person & everyone else.


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To love and be loved is to feel the sun 4rm both sides.


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1 word frees us of all da weight and pain of life, That word is love.


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I have found men who didnt know how to kiss. I have alwayz found time to teach them.


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U call it madness, bt I call it love.


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A man falls in love through his eyez, a woman through her earz.


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A woman has got 2 love a bad man once r twice in her life 2 b thankful for a good one


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My most brilliant achievement was my ability 2 b able to persuade my wife 2 marry me


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Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another


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Luv is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat


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Love is being stupid together


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B4 I met my husband, I would nvr fallen in love. I would stepped in it a few times


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What the world really needz iz more love and less paper work


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Love is grand divorce is a hundred grand.


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I m not a jealous person. Im just a girl that would love, To punch every girl in the face, That gives u a second look.


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The sincerest love iz the love of food.


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1 should always be in love. That is the reason 1 should never marry.


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Love is blind, marriage is the eye opener


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The bravest thng that men do is luv women


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Luv, u know, iz a funny thing; Bt da funniest thing abut it - Iz u never can tell if it iz luv - Until u start 2 doubt it.


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It was just funny 2 me dat some of our leaders would take dat much time & energy 2 dismiss something dat was luvd by so many of our people.

halong
06-01-2010, 12:54 AM
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have,the older she gets, the more interested he iz in her.